Flash Gordon: Secrets and Lies
This week Dale gets a lesson in good secrets and bad secrets from her idiot boyfriend who really thinks the authorities will understand this Mongo thing, Baylin gets a date with Flash’s car buffing...
View ArticleFlash Gordon: Sorrow
A Flash Gordon episode that was better than almost all of Heroes season 2? “Sorrow” gives me hope that there really is an Easter Bunny and I will get that pony for Christmas one day. Finally, Ming gets...
View ArticleFlash Gordon: Stand and Deliver
This week on Flash Gordon, Dale becomes a pro, Flash gets skull face and Barin gets a t-shirt stretched over his giant, well toned yet hairless chest and arms as the International Male catalog expands...
View ArticleFlash Gordon: Possession
This week on Flash Gordon: the gang gets actual special effects that don’t look completely lame, Zarkov gets beat up then gets drunk and hit on by a Mongo hillbilly, and the girls get push-up bras....
View ArticleFlash Gordon: Thicker Than Water
I promise I’m not being paid by the SciFi Channel to say this: you really should start watching Flash Gordon. Since the last episode, “Possession”, aired in December, I’ve missed Flash Gordon Fridays...
View ArticleFlash Gordon: Ebb and Flow
Ming has the worst security team in the universe. Anyone can walk right up to him and start demanding clean source water while uttering platitudes like, “Dry mouths whisper the loudest.” Yeah, and...
View ArticleFlash Gordon: Blame
Flash, if you’re going to strip down to your shorts and tank and oil yourself up, you should just strip down all the way. It’s not like you have chest hair to get gooey. You know, I would have liked to...
View ArticleFlash Gordon: Cold Day in Hell
So, a girl is feeling down about the fate of the Earth at the hands of an alien dictator who wants all our Snapple. Do you: A) Bring up her dead fiance B) Not bring up her dead fiance C) Leave her in a...
View ArticleFlash Gordon: Revolution Part One
By Lisa Fary Ming’s red robe with the standy uppy collar is like my fitted white Oxford shirt worn with a bazoomba bra – I get what I want when I wear that blouse – Ming’s red robe with the standy uppy...
View ArticleFlash Gordon: Revolution Part Two
by Lisa Fary The minds of Mongo have figured out how to open a rift to another world. They’ve figured rocket cycles. They’ve even figured out holographic messaging. But, the holographic message has to...
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